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Positive Thinking

Doctor : 
Your Liver is enlarged 
Patient : 
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 
This is called...
- Positive Thinking..

Mental Hospital

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?
Dr: Well..we'd fill a bathtub with water & then give 
a  teaspoon, 
a glass & 
a bucket 
to the patient & ask them to empty the bathtub.
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger.
Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"

You also thought of the bucket, didn't you?? Please go to bed No. 40 !





Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?


Doctor's Funny Reply To Patient

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."